Written by Brandon Williams on Saturday, April 28th, 2012

Ellen Degeneres will be narrating the audiobook version of E.L. JamesFifty Shades of Grey. Being that this is Ellen, we can hardly expect a straight read from the comedienne.

Upon first site on the erotic novel, she appears taken off guard. “Oh my god — I’m not gonna say that! Is it OK if I paraphrase so that I don’t say the exact words?”

She’ll even be providing sound effects for the whips, handcuffs and whatever else she can whip up.

Ellen even has a warning for those who might be visiting Anastasia. “Don’t eat the pancakes,” she advises.

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